Sunday, November 14, 2010

Thanksgiving Humor

There are a lot of little ones in our lives.  We try to spread as much love and laughter around to them as possible.  I'm in the process of finishing up their Thanksgiving cards and looked up some silly jokes.  They are funny even if you aren't young in years.


May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs.
     -- Anonymous

Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare.  They are consumed in 12 minutes.  Half-times take 12 minutes.  This is not coincidence.  -- Erma Bombeck

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you have to work really hard to stuff him in there.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving Holiday?
So we know when to start Christmas shopping!

Jokes found on

Have a great day!

Karen and Charlie

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